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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! Makes sense.


4,641 posted on 01/09/2005 8:25:13 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Thanks, HTB!

Here are some gems and jewels as reimbursement. ;-)


4,642 posted on 01/09/2005 8:26:55 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse

Running shoes for shopping! You go, girl!

Rendezvous here before take-off, and ... Go!


4,643 posted on 01/09/2005 8:28:20 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bob, I'm done shopping. Ready for sight-seeing.

(See, I'm quick!)


4,644 posted on 01/09/2005 8:30:56 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I see Sean Connery!


4,645 posted on 01/09/2005 8:42:08 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: tuliptree76

Last Post, and I breathin ok:)


4,646 posted on 01/09/2005 8:42:51 AM PST by international american (Tagline too excited to post!!)
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To: international american

Oh good. I changed my outfit as to be less distracting.


4,647 posted on 01/09/2005 8:45:05 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: GVgirl
Yep....

That's him all right...

4,648 posted on 01/09/2005 8:45:38 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: tuliptree76
Here are some gems and jewels as reimbursement.

Cool. I'll drop 'em off at a jeweler when we get to Ireland. I think we need signet rings and cloak clasps.

I think a viking kittie standing over a dead troll holding a lightning bolt with the motto "quoniam nos es validus"

4,649 posted on 01/09/2005 8:46:00 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: NicknamedBob
I think we may expect to see some of Edinburgh, Scotland tomorrow morning. I understand they have a museum there.

Don't forget to check out the castle while you're there. The chapel up top, and the famous cannon Mons Meg, which was able to hurl cannon balls all the way into the Firth of Forth, on display further down.

(I read about Mons Meg as a child, but nothing after. I knoew it was lost after it had exploded, but apparently they found it in a well on castle grounds, hauled it out and put it on display. Imagine my surprise when, walking through the castle, I saw the sign "Mons Meg -->"!)

4,650 posted on 01/09/2005 8:48:27 AM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

That would be good. :-)


4,651 posted on 01/09/2005 8:49:45 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: sionnsar
This one?

Sounds like they over-pressured the barrel and had it split. They fixed it, but have never fired it again...

4,652 posted on 01/09/2005 8:51:33 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'd go truckin' in the Highlands with that man ANY DAY!


4,653 posted on 01/09/2005 8:51:46 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Thanks for the view! It's snowing outside right now.

Ack! I saw we'd had a litle snow overnight, but I just opened the blinds and it's snowing here too. A really odd snow. Fine like a flurry but coming down way too fast, even faster than drizzle.

Time to get ready for church, I'm sure I'll know more in a bit.

4,654 posted on 01/09/2005 8:52:47 AM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: GVgirl

It's teh feathered hat isn't it? Chicks go nuts for guys in feathered hats don't they....


4,655 posted on 01/09/2005 8:53:22 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Nope. It's the way he cuts his plaids!


4,656 posted on 01/09/2005 8:54:48 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: Dead Corpse

That's it, yes! They did "overpressure" it (too large a charge), but it isn't fixed. The 'retaining' ring (above the nearest wheel) is still broken, or was in 1996; they'd have to cut it off and cast another.


4,657 posted on 01/09/2005 8:55:37 AM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

That is a gorgeous picture!!


4,658 posted on 01/09/2005 8:56:40 AM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: Monkey Face
A good morning, 'Face, for whenever you make it back here...

Maybe we'll see you this afternoon.

4,659 posted on 01/09/2005 8:56:46 AM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Are we gonna stay long enough for the Edinburgh Tattoo?


4,660 posted on 01/09/2005 8:57:37 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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