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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Armedanddangerous

Right...carry on then.


301 posted on 12/21/2004 4:33:49 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Darksheare
Ummmm troll soup


302 posted on 12/21/2004 4:34:05 PM PST by Bassfire (aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
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To: DarkshadowNY; Darksheare
Oh but I won't take drugs so I guess I will just have to figure what else to use

Use what you have been told to use before.

303 posted on 12/21/2004 4:34:34 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: Lady Jag

Have you seen the box lately? ((shudder))


304 posted on 12/21/2004 4:34:46 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Armedanddangerous

If HK was walking in the forest, and a tree fell on him, he'd still taste like chicken.
That much I do know.
Now as to whether or not he made a sound, I'm not sure.
Rats squeak when caught in a trap to warn other Rats that there is a trap there.
If the other Rats don't hear the squeak, then it's as if the first Rat never squeaked.

So if there weren't any other trolls about to hear HK's squeak of fright as he was mauled by kitties and then paved, he didn't make a sound then.

/ end weird philosophical musings.


305 posted on 12/21/2004 4:35:26 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: hk409
What About Me?

Quicksilver Messenger Service, 1970

You poisoned my sweet water.
You cut down my green trees.
The food you fed my children
Was the cause of their disease.

My world is slowly fallin' down
And the airs not good to breathe.
And those of us who care enough,
We have to do something.......

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What you gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What you gonna do about me?

Your newspapers,
They just put you on.
They never tell you
The whole story.

They just put your
Young ideas down.
I was wonderin' could this be the end
Of your pride and glory?

(Chorus)

I work in your factory.
I study in your schools.
I fill your penitentiaries.
And your military too!

And I feel the future trembling,
As the word is passed around.
"If you stand up for what you do believe,
Be prepared to be shot down."

(Chorus)

And I feel like a stranger In the land where I was born And I live like an outlaw. An' I'm always on the run..........................

An I’m always getting’ busted
And I got to take a stand........
I believe the revolution
Must be mighty close at hand.......................

(Chorus)

I smoke marijuana
But I can’t get behind your wars.
And most of what I do believe
Is against most of your laws

I'm a fugitive from injustice
But I'm goin' to be free.
Cause your rules and regulations
They don’t do the thing for me

(Chorus)

And I feel like a stranger
In the land where I was born
And I live just like an outlaw.
An' I'm always on the run..........................

And though you may be stronger now
My time will come around
You keep adding to my numbers
As you shoot my people down

(Chorus)
Repeat
lyrics sung during final chorus
I Won’t go
What about me Now.
I ain’t lookin’ for no trouble
306 posted on 12/21/2004 4:36:28 PM PST by Bars4Bill
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To: Lady Jag

*chuckle*

Thankfully, we don't have to hear from my brother for a few more days.
So everyone can go back to there being only sis and I here.


307 posted on 12/21/2004 4:36:45 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: Darksheare

Who is your brother and why is he squiggly?


308 posted on 12/21/2004 4:38:21 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: Bassfire; dr_pat

Another FR rockband name, in the same vein as "Bowling for Soup." (Actual band name, I swear)

"Fishing for Trolls."


309 posted on 12/21/2004 4:38:32 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: ApesForEvolution
Have you seen the box lately? ((shudder))

No, I haven't seen it, have you?

310 posted on 12/21/2004 4:39:57 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: Lady Jag; DarkshadowNY

LOL!

We could just grind up some No Doze and blend that into the coffee I make.. and use that on my brother.


311 posted on 12/21/2004 4:40:02 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: Darksheare

...or loon wrapped in spotted owl.


312 posted on 12/21/2004 4:41:42 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Lady Jag

DarkshadowNY is my brother.
He went back home, as he was visiting for two days.
He will be back on Thursday.
I think I've also convinced him to finally post more often.

Which may or may not be an inspired idea on my part.


313 posted on 12/21/2004 4:41:55 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: Lady Jag

It's bad...real bad.


314 posted on 12/21/2004 4:42:20 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: ApesForEvolution

Would need more oregano and some chives on the side.


315 posted on 12/21/2004 4:42:40 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: ApesForEvolution

Helen Thomas bad?


316 posted on 12/21/2004 4:43:19 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: Darksheare

You have a younger brother with ADHD?


317 posted on 12/21/2004 4:44:01 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: Darksheare

They let him out so he could visit you? That's nice.


318 posted on 12/21/2004 4:45:13 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: ApesForEvolution
It's bad...real bad.

I've been gone too long.

The box is bad? What is it? Surely it can't be full.

319 posted on 12/21/2004 4:47:53 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: Darksheare

...browned then baked in cream of mushroom soup. Mmmm, yummy.


320 posted on 12/21/2004 4:49:06 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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