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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Morning Alice

[Monkey Face]

here's a little something for the penquin lovers isn your family....http://www.antarcticconnection.com/AB1583000equick/shopexd.asp?id=2149

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'm all for ruining her day and saving you from Decline. Now go snuggle up with that baby. No more housework for you.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Hello! It's afternoon for me, now, but it's still good. How are you?

[Alice au Wonderland]

They have eyedrops for mischief, 'ya know.

[Tax-chick]

That's adorable! Maybe we can get one for Sally's birthday in March.

[tuliptree76]

Good afternoon.

[tuliptree76]

Back to work...

*sits at the Tax Table*

[Irish_Thatcherite]

*sits at the Tax Table*

*distracts tulip at the Tax Table*

[tuliptree76]

Hi IT. :-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Doing ok!!

[tuliptree76]

That's good. I've just been working on the never-ending paper.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Then you'll be free!!

[tuliptree76]

LOL! Well, it will be quite some time before that happens.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Indeed!

[sionnsar]

Good afternoon, Prof-ette Dr. Tulip Tree the 76th!

They didn't need many jurors today; only one trial. So a whole lot of us were let go. But tomorrow there will be four (there are only four courtrooms); I expect we will all be called. Knowing that trial attorneys don't like engineers, I might get back to the office again tomorrow.

How are you?

[tuliptree76]

I'm fine. I'm glad things went well for you with jury duty today. :-)

[sionnsar]

Thanks. How goes the never-ending paper?

[tuliptree76]

It's still going...

[sionnsar]

And going... and going...